Don't — praise — the content-recycling machine.

It's a good thing I've stockpiled on Kodak Fun Saver disposable cameras. Try disabling that, fascists!

Or, if you can't be Hurley, at least don't be Aldo.

"I was grounded for the whole rest of the summer. That was the last time I ever saw that girl. I always say that Axl Rose, he took it all away from me: I lost my girl, I lost my freedom, and I lost my innocence. I broke property and brought it home, all to be thrown in the waste basket. I did go back out the next day…

Stag is far and away my favorite of the three. It sees the band begin to experiment with different instrumentation and production techniques. ("Bar X-The Rocking M" has perhaps the rippingest trombone solo ever put to a metal song.) It's the band's general aesthetic condensed into one album, summarizing their sound up…

Not technically in July, but Third Man Records just this week released vinyl reissues of the Melvins' long-out-of-print Atlantic Records albums, Houdini, Stoner Witch and Stag. I always recommend those three to anyone wanting to know where to start with the Melvins.

I'd like to see Al Pacino go on that rant during Question Time.

"Whoa, the British sure do pronounce 'brisket' weird. I don't see what the problem is—this sandwich is delicious."

Remember when the American left was all about minding our own business when it comes to how other countries do things? I miss those days.

But the new Quidditch stadium is state-of-the-art. The wealthy alumni love the well-appointed clubhouse.

"So, uh … you two fight extra-dimensional aliens, huh? Hahahaaarhaha-haHAAA"

There's better Cuban food in Miami, mostly because there is food in Miami and also Cubans.

tl;dr version: "Not much directly, maybe later at some point. Now where's my scotch?"

Well, according to the header pic, he rocks the plunging neckline, so I'm thinking, gender/race-swapped Black Cat?

I'm sorry, but that Herman's Hermits song just can never be scary, no matter what the context. Especially not after this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Sad to see these reviews go. I'd have followed them more closely if Netflix hadn't pulled BSG from streaming.

"'Defendants'? Woah, let's not get lost in a forest of legal technicalities here!"

If this is your first reaction to this news, it probably says something about your own views on the matter that you'd rather not think about.

If Despair and Scheiße is avant-porn, yes.

I'm a huge fan of this band and go to their shows whenever they come through town, but … and it pains me to say this … I am NOT liking the production on what I've heard from this record so far. The mix sounds like they dropped the master tapes in the toilet beforehand. That being said, I will probably shell out $10…