It's all too real, unfortunately.

Given to making long-winded noise that has no point? Sounds about right.

But I take it you won't miss the First, Fourth, Fifth and Sixth and Tenth amendments we used to have on the books here until that egomaniac came into office. But hey, his speech writers know that a musical genre called "heavy metal" exists in Scandinavia, so it about evens out in the long run, I'm sure.

Is this news advancing or hindering the cause of feminism? I can't tell anymore.

"Preacher leans heavier on the supernatural and dramatic elements of its story."

I like to think that the Melvins got the title of their A Senile Animal album from this interview.

"America has a thing called the First Amendment, which gives Facebook the
right to blacklist whatever trending topics it wants to."

It could have been worse. The kid could have unplugged the Rube Goldberg-esque contraption that somehow keeps Diane Rehm among the living.

I don't care who lives and who dies, so long as someone at some point soon delivers expository dialogue proving once and for all that Tywin Lannister orchestrated Joffrey's assassination.

He may be a sadistic sociopath, but he seems to be the only person in Westeros having any fun at all, and that's enough to make me want to see more of him.

I'm not sure what Ehrlich was trying to accomplish by invoking our Lord and Savior, since Christianity is basically illegal in Northern California.

"*Sigh* looks like Arya's gonna be treading water again this season … oh, uhh, I mean, awesome!"

Yeah, Richard really came across as the bad guy in this one — and not in a good "standing up for himself and his principles" way but in a petty, egomaniacal way. For once, Ehrlich was

I'm a little sad, though, that we probably won't be seeing him again for a while, if ever. There's only so much a disbarred, incarcerated lawyer with substance-abuse problems can add to a show like this.

You could tell Barker's deployment of the soft "t" was what won Ehrlich over.

But see, this may be the first time he DESTROYED someone who has fallen out of Internet pop-culture writers' favor.

I submit that Jin Yang is the secret MVP of every episode he's in. His casual flouting of the social norms we take for granted make him comic anarchy made flesh, from smoking indoors to burning garbage to his utter insouciance to death.

I can indeed confirm that it is just you.

This time, Bach stays dead.

Just you wait another 30 years — wearing a Google shirt will be ironic and cool, like how wearing a Dr. Pepper shirt was ten years ago.