Well, you were wrong.

I'm on board with that, but only if it's an adaptation of the Lobo Comic Con Special and thus ends with the destruction of San Diego.

Someone get them a Kleenex.

Mmmm … sweaty spinning meat log.

Reddit Posts Read in a Baritone.

I love my dead, genderqueer son!

If nothing else, take comfort in the fact that the guys who got their A.A. in HVAC Repair are probably earning at least twice Ms. Ulna's salary.

Now that the Internet has finally exposed The Wizard of Oz's hidden message, maybe the ghost of William Jennings Bryan will finally leave Ron Paul alone.

Yeah, Voivod are pretty good. I can't say I'm a fan, so I didn't see them when they played here last month.

I saw it, I saw it, I saw it on the X(box Live streaming).

Meh. I'd rather pay $10 a month to have the Moviefone guy just read me Wikipedia synopses.

WHO DARES BLASPHEME THE ALL IGHTY OLLAR?!

Maybe if you lost that mustache, you'd be less of an ethnic stereotype.

So what part of Rock's Oscar skit was "insidious" and not overt? (I get what he was trying to do with it, and it's further evidence Rock may be one of the last sane people in America.)

It's both. Fartire.

You got him an interview with Taco Bell? High rolla. Are you in the Bildeberg Group?

The "Wide Load" is Taco Bell's new 15-layer burrito, right?

This story broke my second or third day on the job as a reporter for a major newspaper just a few hours from Durham. I sat in on a meeting with the masthead editors, and I remember one of them saying, before all but the most salacious details were known, "This story has everything you could want — race, class, sex."

One of my favorite Sterling Archer quotes. His incorrect use of the word "use" is what gives it legs.

I dunno, I kinda thought giving away the vinyl Hateful Eight soundtrack was kind of neat.