Huh: I never knew that about Chris Robinson. My whole family's from/has lived in the Upstate, and two of my cousins played college football at Wofford.
(I lived in the same town as Kate Hudson for a couple of years and, to my knowledge, never slept with her.)
Wasn't the aforementioned Godfather of Soul from North…

This is really good
I … I … don't even have anything to grouch about.
Anybody got a more concise label for that "post-punk/dance-punk/electroclash/what-have-you" stuff? I'm not asking because I'm THAT much of a weenie, but rather I was organizing my iTunes library and had no idea how to group MGMT/Gnarls…

Dick Vitale …
… was really the only celebrity I hated, then changed my opinion after meeting: What seems to be an act is really pretty sincere. The real Dickie V. seems like TV Dickie V. on Thorazine.
Seal was pretty cool, too, but "Kiss from a Rose" notwithstanding, I actually didn't have any animosity toward him.
Presi…

I hate Katy Perry and the Palin family. Maybe they'd somehow trick one of them into blowing me?

The lady-movie ghetto
I want to live there! It doesn't sound like rent would be all that bad, either.
On a "Am I Ugly Enough for an Oscar"-related note, I thoroughly enjoyed "The House Bunny" and wonder whether it's worthy of consideration as a minor blazer along this trail.

Or a Manmeet spinoff: "Manmeet"! What's not to love about a dude named Manmeet?

Oh god: and "Calling All Angels" as well. I had forgotten about that particular abomination.

I'd also feel ripped off if I were Chuck Klosterman.

Maybe it had something to do with a friend misidentifying it as the Crowes when it first came out, but I'm ashamed to say I've always liked "Drops of Jupiter." But "Meet Virginia" and "Hey Soul Sister": godawful.

I think you dropped something
Like "Family Guy":
"The network has just issued tenth and fourth season renewals, respectively, to The Cleveland Show."

Touche.

Touche!

Drop it (like it's hot)
I think there's something missing from this sentence. Maybe a name:
"And though Savage's co-stars Rider Strong and were the show's Tiger Beat-approved heartthrobs … "

I had the "[e]" thing come up on my profile, and when I clicked it, it said something about the image I was using as an avatar (the Corrosion of Conformity icon); I lost the "[e]" when I changed my pic, even though I'm still just as much of a troll as I always have been.

I've definitely gotten all B.S. on my report card before, but naw, that's the Associated Press' rule. (Or at least it used to be; my current stylebook's in the attic.)

I think you dropped this:
"."
You can put it at the end of "gag" in the second graf.

"iPod Touches"
The only things that become plural with apostrophes are single-letter abbreviations ("all B's on my report card").
And what would be wrong with "it stops and starts a bit" (sans hyphens)?

"The King's Breach" or "Breeches" or some such shit.

I'll run Leighton Meester's Shaggy up my flagpole, if you know what I mean …
(Couldn't figure out how to work "generation" in there.)

The tease …
… calls it a "slacker flick"?