Howard the Duck?  Could use a few tweaks, right?

The updates and revisions are all FX-based.  IF you're going to revisit these films, why not adjust the creakier points of the actual dialogue and performances as well?  They're perfect?  If you re-voiced Jar-Jar, would it be a better movie?

Handler looks like Sarah Purcell in that picture.  Remember Sarah Purcell?

The Seven.

"Lot on your nife!………Not…….on your life!"

Worse was the kid who would show you by repeatedly kicking your ass in the game you've never played before………Fuck that guy right in the pooper.

"10…..9……8….."

Conan himself has done a lot to forward the "I got screwed, fuck those guys" attitude.  I suppose that Conan is also considered this generation's 'guy', so people reacted strongly to what looked like Leno saving the day for fogeys who who are staid in their comedy tastes.

Richard was having tea on top of his hot air balloon.

I'm never one to exaggerate, but Ryan Gosling is the greatest hero in American history.

Yahoo Serious.

Naked Lunch
Naked Lunch was the movie that finally taught the white people how to talk to cockroaches (or 'Shit Eaters' as they were colloquially referred).

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The AV Club comments are the funniest in the world. Congratulations on looking for improvements. Good luck, Spambot.

*(a joke about fiddling with your system….I'll think of it later).

On Thrones he reminded me of a Mr. Hyde version of Dave Navarro.

It sounded more current than 'James Garfield Guiteau'.

People who reject science are going to hell.

Once in college, I had been up for a couple of nights cramming for finals, and I broke into tears when the cyclops got crushed in the door in Krull.

It's freaking amazing…….
How did this group make it through 8 films and an entire adolescence without one of them turning into an english Dana Plato? Child star immolation must be a Hollywood thing.

Oprah.