"Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to all life's problems"

"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."

Fagabeefy?

And what's wrong with reaction shots, anyway? I'm not sure that those editing choices are meant to be audience hand holding (see how fucked this guy is! Look at the faces of the other bakers!) I thought they had a comic effect. Makes you feel like you have company knowing there's insanity going on.

Really just plain partial.

Spit take when I saw Gunther Gable Williams. Awesome.

Fame……
…aint it a bitch?

Tommy Wiseau
…is a Cajun cyborg from the future sent to fuck us all in the ribs.

I'm starting to suspect that Nathan Lane is a homosexual.

I don't mean to bust up this little get-together, but I just saw two kids raping a six-year-old girl.

I always enjoyed watching 'Lazy Town' with my daughter. Not sure if it's intentionally bizarre or just foreign. The message is good, I guess. Eat well. Go to bed on time, etc.

So…..what is a 'gunt'?

Strongly agree RE: Phineas and Ferb. Genius. I watch it without my kids.

I love how in The Aristocrats they act like he facilitated a nation's healing by telling that joke at the Friars' Club. Talk about overwrought.
Dry your tears, America. The nervous guy from Problem Child has shown us the way.

Jeez, Leonard RE: Spielberg
A little rough on Stevie-boy, don't you think? Aren't masterful visuals and brilliant spectacle enough for you? Yeah, the writing in Jurassic Park was obvious and simple. But…..Dinosaurs, man! You have to love everything about a director to even bother? Tough crowd.

Bruce.

Best bedroom scare ever: the clown scene in Poltergeist.

'Ghoulies' Del Toro style.

"I MUST HAVE FRUIT!"

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