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Sardine? Imported!

"I'M A GODDAMN SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS!"

Why should I complain? Best series ever…..But why did…
***(sound effect) LOST.

I tell you, every time I watch this show, it makes me look around, at my house, kids, and the vodka martini in my hand. And I just wan to thank these men for letting a jabroni like me sit and watch television on a sunday night in peace and sefety. There aren't enough martinis in the world to toast these guys like

-Who's dropping supplies for the Swan Station?
-What are "the Rules"?
-What's the nature of Eloise "OUTTATIME" Hawking?
-How did Kelvin join the DI so many years after the Purge?

…..of course, who are the Adam and Eve skeletons?

So what's left to learn?
So besides the mysteries of the current storyline, what are the lingering questions to be resolved yet?
Can we recap?

I always held out hope that an episode would begin on Vincent's colorblind eyeball. That would have been a killer episode.

Santa Rosa Institute for the Mentally Ill/Den of white slavery
$100 K for a date with your hottest cutter, please.

Man are there a lot of characters on this show. I was kind of glad to see Ilana moved off the board. I like her character, but they needed to relieve some swelling.

I agree, Sally. Not a literal box/room. It's a rabbit out of a hat, I'd say.

Does Heisenberg predict the possibility of Widmore's magical time-anus?

Pretending words that start with 'H' really don't.

I did rather enjoy….
…..the black, belching devil-camel (dromedarus demonicus)….very dangerous.

I'm going to make some macaroons, and while you all are eating them I'm going to make a break from this thread.

Are we positive that Schlitzie is a dude?

And how about Dmitri: Stop trying to prevent my murder! You're embarrassing me in front of my friends!
Nobody on this show acts like a real human being.

I'm kind of a cross between Burl Ives and Satan.

The colon. What does it look like?

James "Sawyer" Ford: Patient Zero for the largest multi-dimensional herpes outbreak in unrecorded history.