Enough of looking at you nerds
bring back Videocracy.

He was fired for a front-page story on soldier abuse of prisoners in Iraq that turned out to be a hoax
You simply cannot write that enough. He should have been hung for treason not given a job patronising old people. And now he's a 'journalist' again. Fuck you, civilization.

What about the subliminal ones?

HTC surround!
Let's comment in HTC surround! I want to "surround" myself with entertainment! You see here I used surround in two senses one way was like I was surrounded by actual stuff or something and the other way was like surrounded by surround sound. Which is the same as the first meaning, so this is a pun based…