If she's old enough to read, she's old enough to breed.

Concealed carry permits? You know who can't get those? Felons.

Well now you're not even trying.

Yeah, but I got that fact from the San Diego Union Tribune, a radical republican paper, so I assumed ~6 was a more charitable way of saying <6

I read something today that made me happier than anything else in the world: out of 16 million Southern Baptists, only <6 million (are made by their parents to) go to church weekly. Fuck you religion. We don't need to pander to you anymore, you don't even believe your own bullshit.

Goddam it. When someone makes a movie of the pope performing a black mass while getting sodomized by hitler and throwing AIDS orphans and puppies into a woodchipper, if I want to watch it, I'm going to fucking watch it. I didn't protest that batshit crazy Ben Stein movie, but I can tell the religious right, right…

What I meant to say is: can we get some reviewers that would give this a C and Power Douglas and A. I understand its all based on taste, but a lack of variety of taste (and taste in SUB GENRE DOES NOT COUNT) would be nice

Hello Friends!

Too bad they aren't real and could spend their money to help the poor as opposed to blowing shit up.

Hey Internet!
Are you lonely?

Is that a serious question?

Good thing you weren't first

Hello Friends!
Favorite (Dylan) Song Ever: Ballad of a Thin Man.

Dylan's a punk ass bitch. And that is why I love him.

Oh, I know that. I just wanted to see how a law officer rationalizes breaking a law to herself. And I know you aren't a real cop either.

You know how I know you're gay?

Well when you put it like that Chim…

Interesting advise from a guardian of the law.

And this is coming from someone who was represented by Duke Cunningham.

How is it that everyone has forgotten that McCain allowed himself to be bought during the Savings and Loan Scandal? He was part of the fucking Keating 5!