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St Anger may not have justified the continuing existence of Metallica, but if they were to have dissolved the band after it, then they never would have made DM.  And AFAIC, DM was a return to form for the them.  Easily their best since Justice.  If you ask me, the only time any band or solo artist should quit is if

Hes got every right to complain, considering this is being billed as a reunion of the original members, not 3 of the originals and Vinny Appice.  While it may be true that age and bein outta practice may have lets say attenuated his ability to shred on the skins, in his prime Ward was a percussion force to be reckoned

Alright, as long as we're talkin to Oswalt through the medium of a
message board, I just wanna say FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE for takin one of our most beloved and respected presidents away from us!!!

Isnt it typical of a woman, she goes off half cocked, yelling rape and makin a big fuss, when really all it was was a good fingerin.  Absolutely NOTHING to leave a dna trace!

I heard a nasty rumor that Richards Simmons is totally into surrounding himself with cocks and gettin bukaked like some French whore.  But then again, who isnt.

Just a shame they can't re-release Blackula!

What?  No Blackula?  Universal film or not, it DEMANDS a full restoration, rerelease and induction into the National Film Registry!

Yeah, seeing a movie on an original print is something I try to avoid.  In my experience just about every OP Ive seen was plagued with scratches and missing frames, sound dropouts and sometimes the whole thing from start to finish is yellowed or washed out with age and wear.  It completely takes me outta the movie. 

The Alamo Drafthouse in Austin goes a long way toward doing this type of thing.  Theyve been doin it for years.  Matter of fact they were probably the ones that sponsored the lake screening of Jaws mentioned above.  And Star Wars in space would be AWESOME.  Lets see if we can get the Galactic Empire to sponsor a

Another flick thats also a whole new experience when seen in a theater is 2001.  I got a chance to see a restored 70mm print several years ago, and what fuckin difference!  After seein it many times for years in various formats- pan n scan, vhs, tv, etc- seeing it on a big screen was a revelation, and in 70mm no less-

Hey watch yer MOTHER FATHER mouth!

Interesting little aside for those who care and want some inside dirt, I refered to a "Jeremy" in my post- he was Jim Wards cousin.  They were very close and part of what expedited the demise of ATDI was at about that same time, tragically Jeremy fatally ODed on something (i think he got a hot dose of smack) and that

BarryMcCockiner, that was a little joke.  Im not a gravedigger, but considering the wildly divergent paths that our lives took and the musical success chasm that exists between me and these guys, although some of them were more successful than others, I might as well be!

I went to high school with these guys in EP.  They were in rival bands and while i was completely supportive back then as a fellow scenester, these days im riddled with nothing but bitterness and resentment that they parlayed their music into success and im stuck bein a gravedigger.  Cedric used to be a cool guy but

As badass as that sounds, I have a feeling that even with Welles at the helm, it prolly wouldnt have worked. In other words, I dont think it couldve been done much better than what Coppola did.

Sorry, all I can really give you is another random Mr Show reference:

MARATHON!

Coheed has managed to save heavy rock from the likes of nu metal and hip hop fusion retards like Disturbed and ICP.  I pray they continue their holy work.

Before I got into Rush Id heard a coupla songs on the radio and was kinda turned off by Geds voice.  In fact I kinda hated it.  Later someone convinced me to get Chronicles and of course it was immersing myself in their deeper cuts that got me started, and Ive been a devotee for years.  For anyone who doesnt like them

Awwwwww, Yuri, thats a disappointment.  I totally thought you might fess up and say sumthin like "Yeah, Im Michael Dorn, and I totally have nothin better to do than be an internet troll."  You actually can find either celebrities or others who work in Hwood on some boards and they even give impromptu Q&As on their