I remember the first time I watched Even Stevens I said, "I hope someday Louis Stevens will showcase his cock in a Danish director's soft-core porn film".  Now my dreams are shattered.

Does this mean Stefon and Seth will finally consummate their love on the Weekend Update desk?

All I can really muster at this point is a "meh…"

Morrisey is a boring old biddy.

Morrisey is a boring old biddy.