Ain't you gonna press the flesh, pappy?

It means take the album out to the harbor and use it like a tiny fucking boat

If you think those are torsos, I think it's time we sit down and had a little chat. You see, when one person loves another an AWFUL lot…

I now live in Orange County, CA, but the beef don't hold a candle to Texas, so I'll list my favorites in Austin (as of 2 years ago—the food scene, like everything else in that city, is exploding):

I didn't need to understand Mall Week to approve of it

Oh, go see a Star War

"the foxes are so full of drugs they're just flopping around, then we walk up and BAM!… it's highly erotic."

I don't even own an Australian Television.

Not Baddd!

There are so many poorly chosen images in this ad campaign.

I've always liked "Take up thy stethoscope and walk"

Nothing has stuck with me as much as Mandy Patankin's version of "Y'all are Brutalizing Me" from Ronnie Dobbs: The Musical http://youtu.be/BA3JUpQzOek

Do we dive in head first, like Pete Rose? 

It would also be possible, though maybe logistically difficult, to film scenes meant for different episodes while the actor/s are available. I mean, it's not like they film movies in scene order.

@avclub-c1a181c99ac4568d774b6585bc0a2153:disqus  I will pack your sweet, pink mouth with so much ice cream, you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

If I may put on my pedantic barbara streisand in the prince of tides ass-masking pantsuit, those in orange county actually do refer to is OC sometimes, so I always assumed "don't call it that" referred to "The OC" with the extra article and like the t.v. programs

Can we include the rabid "gangsta" Scarface fanbase? Sure it's a canon flick but seeing the poster on your bro's dorm wall is like a litmus test telling you you're hanging out with the wrong sort of people.

Follow me to the Springfield Aquarium!

My grandpa's name is Harry Henderson.

I don't own a T.V…. I rent one from John Madden