"Scott Thomas has fun with her one-note bitch queen, snarling
self-consciously outrageous dialogue about how jealous Gosling was of
his dead brother’s gigantic cock […]"

The ending of this was an absolute mess and felt glaringly (lens-flaringly) rushed. The fact that the final set piece battle goes from a reasonably entertaining space shootout to fisticuffs on some floaty car, and then to "everything's okay roll credits" just tempers the momentum. Why didn't they end with the space…

This. My mom rented Mononoke for me when I was in third grade because she had heard it got "good reviews;" I was so against watching it for such a long time because I thought it looked too bizarre, but one night I was having a sleepover, and out of absolute desperation (we'd been watching the Sy-Fy Channel adaptation…

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is never not funny. Any Python is timeless, really, but Holy Grail was always my dad's favorite, and he showed it to me when I was very young—it's so silly that I found plenty to laugh at as a little kid, and as I got older, I picked up on the subtler, more satirical humor. 

Black Dynamite (movie, not the show)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Entirety of Miyazaki's Catalog 
All of Led Zeppelin ever
Polanski's Chinatown

That is is a large dashed line you've got there.

That is is a large dashed line you've got there.

He was serviceable in Coriolanus.

Yeah, that's Tarantino's larger appeal, but he has a lot of pan-ass as a director and a great sense of humor and playfulness with his material. Ruben Fleischer seems to have taken this project way too seriously for it to fall into a "Kill Bill" level of cartoonish violence, which is a shame because: A) Zombieland and…

*Shoots SUGGINS into wall*

Fair point.

Fair point.

I don't get how Corolla can claim to be so buddy-buddy with Cranston after he absolutely eviscerated the movie 'Drive' in his review. In case anyone is wondering why he didn't like it, there's a scene where Cranston talks about racing cars having tires with treads; apparently that's inaccurate and worthy of hating a…

I don't get how Corolla can claim to be so buddy-buddy with Cranston after he absolutely eviscerated the movie 'Drive' in his review. In case anyone is wondering why he didn't like it, there's a scene where Cranston talks about racing cars having tires with treads; apparently that's inaccurate and worthy of hating a…

Background noise featured on the clip is ripped straight from the Joker's theme in 'The Dark Knight.'

Background noise featured on the clip is ripped straight from the Joker's theme in 'The Dark Knight.'

Yeah, 'I Am the Angel of Death' was a pretty tough viewing. That scene where they dispose of the bodies? I never really hear people talk about the 'Pusher' movies, but, holy shit, that's one of the nastiest pieces of business I've seen in a while.

Yeah, 'I Am the Angel of Death' was a pretty tough viewing. That scene where they dispose of the bodies? I never really hear people talk about the 'Pusher' movies, but, holy shit, that's one of the nastiest pieces of business I've seen in a while.

Really? It hasn't faded for me at all, but that's probably because I've started listening to the Chromatics and College pretty regularly since the soundtrack dropped. Oh, and, if I remember correctly, it was a pretty baller-a$$ flick.

Really? It hasn't faded for me at all, but that's probably because I've started listening to the Chromatics and College pretty regularly since the soundtrack dropped. Oh, and, if I remember correctly, it was a pretty baller-a$$ flick.