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ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER
avclub-4b97b5ad9d466de90e5d901c0557b21a--disqus

YEAH THE WIVES SHIT IS MOSTLY WACK BUT THE SPECIAL FORCES SHIT IS SOME OF THE BEST ACTION YOURE GONNA FIND ON TV

YEAH THE WIVES SHIT IS MOSTLY WACK BUT THE SPECIAL FORCES SHIT IS SOME OF THE BEST ACTION YOURE GONNA FIND ON TV

AND YOU SEE THE THEME HERE. ROBERT PATRICKS STILL A WORKING SUCCESSFUL ACTOR SO IT BEHOOVES HIM TO KEEP HIS FUCKING MOUTH SHUT ABOUT THE TALENTLESS BUT CONNECTED ASSHOLES HES WORKED WITH. TERI GARR? WHY SHOULD SHE GIVE A FUCK?

AND YOU SEE THE THEME HERE. ROBERT PATRICKS STILL A WORKING SUCCESSFUL ACTOR SO IT BEHOOVES HIM TO KEEP HIS FUCKING MOUTH SHUT ABOUT THE TALENTLESS BUT CONNECTED ASSHOLES HES WORKED WITH. TERI GARR? WHY SHOULD SHE GIVE A FUCK?

TEAGUE ALSO DID CUJO WHICH FUCKING OWNS AND FUCK ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES

TEAGUE ALSO DID CUJO WHICH FUCKING OWNS AND FUCK ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES

I THINK ITS THE PRODEATH PENALTY VERSION. OR MAYBE ITS JUST ME

I THINK ITS THE PRODEATH PENALTY VERSION. OR MAYBE ITS JUST ME

ALSO RAMPAGE FUCKING OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNS. I HIT FRIEDKIN UP ON TWITTER LIKE DUDE RAMPAGE IS FUCKING AWESOME AND HE SAYS BACK TO ME HE SAYS OUT OF ALL MY MOVIES WHY THAT ONE? I WAS LIKE WELL FUCK I JUST WATCHED IT ON NETFLIX

ALSO RAMPAGE FUCKING OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNS. I HIT FRIEDKIN UP ON TWITTER LIKE DUDE RAMPAGE IS FUCKING AWESOME AND HE SAYS BACK TO ME HE SAYS OUT OF ALL MY MOVIES WHY THAT ONE? I WAS LIKE WELL FUCK I JUST WATCHED IT ON NETFLIX

DANIELLE HARRIS FUCK YEAH

DANIELLE HARRIS FUCK YEAH

GOTTA SAY IM FUCKING ASTONISHED BIEHN DIDNT GET FLOODED WITH OFFERS AFTER THE TERMINATOR BECAUSE HE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING OWNS IN THAT MOVIE AND ITS ONE OF MY ALLTIME FAVORITE LEAD PERFORMANCES. HOLLYWOOD SHOULDVE BEEN STANDING UP LIKE HOLY SHIT WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY AND HOW THE FUCK DO WE GET HIM IN OUR NEXT MOVIE

GOTTA SAY IM FUCKING ASTONISHED BIEHN DIDNT GET FLOODED WITH OFFERS AFTER THE TERMINATOR BECAUSE HE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING OWNS IN THAT MOVIE AND ITS ONE OF MY ALLTIME FAVORITE LEAD PERFORMANCES. HOLLYWOOD SHOULDVE BEEN STANDING UP LIKE HOLY SHIT WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY AND HOW THE FUCK DO WE GET HIM IN OUR NEXT MOVIE

MR WENDAL NEEDS TO GET A FUCKING JOB

MR WENDAL NEEDS TO GET A FUCKING JOB

THE WAY PERRINEAU PLAYS IT ID GUESS THAT POPE CAME FROM SOME COMMUNITY THEATER IN UPSTATE NEW YORK

THE WAY PERRINEAU PLAYS IT ID GUESS THAT POPE CAME FROM SOME COMMUNITY THEATER IN UPSTATE NEW YORK

AND THIS BEING AVCLUB IM SURPRISED HANDLEN DIDNT SPEND FOUR PARAGRAPHS PISSING AND MOANING LIKE A FUCKING DEMOCRAT ABOUT THE RACIALLY INSENSITIVE REMARKS MADE BY THE CHARACTERS TO PEOPLE WHO ARE ABOUT TO RAPE AND MURDER THEM

AND THIS BEING AVCLUB IM SURPRISED HANDLEN DIDNT SPEND FOUR PARAGRAPHS PISSING AND MOANING LIKE A FUCKING DEMOCRAT ABOUT THE RACIALLY INSENSITIVE REMARKS MADE BY THE CHARACTERS TO PEOPLE WHO ARE ABOUT TO RAPE AND MURDER THEM