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ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER
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HA WACK HANDLEN

HA WACK HANDLEN

I MEAN CHRIST THEY GOT THAT AWESOME MOTHERFUCKER DEATH ROW REYNOLDS TO PLAY HIS SECOND IN COMMAND? THATS LIKE HOW IN THE FIRST STAR WARS DARTH VADER WAS TAKING ORDERS FROM THAT SCRAWNY OLD FUCK GRAND MOFF TARKIN. LETS MAKE A BATTLEFIELD PROMOTION HERE

I MEAN CHRIST THEY GOT THAT AWESOME MOTHERFUCKER DEATH ROW REYNOLDS TO PLAY HIS SECOND IN COMMAND? THATS LIKE HOW IN THE FIRST STAR WARS DARTH VADER WAS TAKING ORDERS FROM THAT SCRAWNY OLD FUCK GRAND MOFF TARKIN. LETS MAKE A BATTLEFIELD PROMOTION HERE

THIS BIT WITH OPIE WOULDVE FUCKING OWNED ALL IF ANYBODY AND I MEAN ANYBODY BUT THAT BORING FUCKING ASSHOLE HAROLD PERRINEAU HAD BEEN CAST AS POPE. POPE SHOULDVE BEEN KEITH DAVID DENNIS HAYSBERT TONY TODD CLARENCE WILLIAMS III TERRY CREWS CARL WEATHERS BILL DUKE VING RHAMES OR SOMEBODY LIKE THAT. INSTEAD WE GET A LESS

THIS BIT WITH OPIE WOULDVE FUCKING OWNED ALL IF ANYBODY AND I MEAN ANYBODY BUT THAT BORING FUCKING ASSHOLE HAROLD PERRINEAU HAD BEEN CAST AS POPE. POPE SHOULDVE BEEN KEITH DAVID DENNIS HAYSBERT TONY TODD CLARENCE WILLIAMS III TERRY CREWS CARL WEATHERS BILL DUKE VING RHAMES OR SOMEBODY LIKE THAT. INSTEAD WE GET A LESS

FIRST ONE I THOUGHT OF WAS DEFIANCE WITH DANIEL CRAIG AND LIEV SCHREIBER. BECAUSE FOR AWHILE THAT SHIT WAS FASCINATING. BASICALLY SCHREIBER REPRESENTED OWNAGE AND CRAIG REPRESENTED BEING A BITCH AND THE MOVIE SHOWED THE PROS AND CONS OF BOTH. ALTHOUGH REALLY BEING A BITCH HAS WAY MORE CONS. BUT THEN SCHREIBER JUST

FIRST ONE I THOUGHT OF WAS DEFIANCE WITH DANIEL CRAIG AND LIEV SCHREIBER. BECAUSE FOR AWHILE THAT SHIT WAS FASCINATING. BASICALLY SCHREIBER REPRESENTED OWNAGE AND CRAIG REPRESENTED BEING A BITCH AND THE MOVIE SHOWED THE PROS AND CONS OF BOTH. ALTHOUGH REALLY BEING A BITCH HAS WAY MORE CONS. BUT THEN SCHREIBER JUST

THERES NO SUCH THING AS A YOUNGER ANNA GUNN. CHECK HER OUT IN ENEMY OF THE STATE. SHE STILL LOOKS 44 FUCKING YEARS OLD

THERES NO SUCH THING AS A YOUNGER ANNA GUNN. CHECK HER OUT IN ENEMY OF THE STATE. SHE STILL LOOKS 44 FUCKING YEARS OLD

SUN MOON STARS QUASARS MOTHERFUCKER SOUNDS LIKE ELROY JETSON

SUN MOON STARS QUASARS MOTHERFUCKER SOUNDS LIKE ELROY JETSON

THEY COULDVE CAST POL POT AND I STILL WOULDNT HAVE HAD ANY IDEA THAT IT WAS GONNA TURN INTO FUCKING ELEPHANT

THEY COULDVE CAST POL POT AND I STILL WOULDNT HAVE HAD ANY IDEA THAT IT WAS GONNA TURN INTO FUCKING ELEPHANT

MAJOR POINTS OFF FOR NOT ASKING HIM ABOUT HIS COMPLETELY FUCKED UP AND INSANE BOURNE LEGACY SCENE. HOLY SHIT IT WAS SO FUCKED I COULDNT BELIEVE I WAS SEEING THAT SHIT IN SOME POPCORNASS PG13 SUMMER ACTION MOVIE

MAJOR POINTS OFF FOR NOT ASKING HIM ABOUT HIS COMPLETELY FUCKED UP AND INSANE BOURNE LEGACY SCENE. HOLY SHIT IT WAS SO FUCKED I COULDNT BELIEVE I WAS SEEING THAT SHIT IN SOME POPCORNASS PG13 SUMMER ACTION MOVIE

SHE WAS PRETTY GREAT ON THE SHIELD. THE WHOLE TIME IM LIKE COME ON DUTCHMAN THROW THIS POOR OLD LADY THE BONE

SHE WAS PRETTY GREAT ON THE SHIELD. THE WHOLE TIME IM LIKE COME ON DUTCHMAN THROW THIS POOR OLD LADY THE BONE

FUCK THAT SHIT. LITTLE BILL WAS A GOOD GUY

FUCK THAT SHIT. LITTLE BILL WAS A GOOD GUY