Pretty sure a Range Rover costs more than 9 grand. I've already forgiven myself and am currently at the Ben & Jerry's stage of recovery.

Tell me about the rabbits, George!

The legend lives on from Miami on down
Of the thug they call Tony Montana
When the homeboys, it's said, would give him their bread
He could get them a key by manyana

"Now de leg, huh?!"

Shatner?

*Somewhere, a choad masturbates listlessly under a Scarface poster in his parent's basement*

That would be literally any other administration.

You can't say "Pence" on the Today Show

They call me Special Ed!

is that a Pennsylvania in your pocket or are you just ridiculously horny?

PENIS VAGINA PENIS VAGINA PENIS VAGINA - Entire Today show panel and staff faint dead away.

Montreal has the best pizza, hands down. If anyone on here is from the South Shore I'm sure you're familiar with Miss Italia and Kapetan.

Get Thomas Kincaid to do the cover art.

HEY YO!

Sleep-sharting!

D me HARD, Baby!

…I've seen better legs on a table!

You're not the only one.

"A blighted waste of resources built with money derived from fossil fuels that may kill us all on the backs of slave labor."

…and Laurel Canyon?