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Victor Mature
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"How did the beans get on TOP of the frank???"

Basically a mozzarella ball.

Un-rastify by 100%.

But eventually she's going to look like Mike from Breaking Bad.

Skeletor in a skirt.

This summer I hear the drummin'
We're in the Twilight Zone

Ask your relatives about sacrifice.

Someone not totally tainted and shitty would have worked.

A world-class statesman by comparison.

*APPLAUSE*

With some of the loads of garnish I've seen some bartenders heap on them they're practically a meal, or a fairly hearty salad at the very least.

Who in the heck doesn't know how to make a Caeser, eh?

Keep fucking that chicken!

Avec la plume de ma tante.

Napoleon: "My wife has a little asshole. Me!"

You Smirking Bastard!

What if the superpower is that their milk gives you diarrhea?

Udder stupidity!

Well, you're a goat, soooooo…

Well, SOME of them.