The Father killed The Son so The Son could go to heaven.

Yes.

Good idea!

"The Midget Belushi" is what I call my schmeckel.

BOLD!

No, that's self-absorbed assholes.

Upvoted for "I had a bag of Dicks…".

Duuude, that description of your Mom was soooo spot on!

Yes, the same way the name Stanley is often shortened to Nigel.

- What do you call it

Landfill?

Sure!

History's Worst Monster

I also enjoyed Star Blecch and Botch Casually and the Somedunce Kid.

Sure!

Brown acid.

More than Sith

Bill Clinton later used something similar.

Sure!

Welcome to the trans bathroom, here's your wedding cake!