It's NOT a tumah!

…and children.

Well, DUH!

Block away! Sometimes the best offence is a good defence.

Ah, verbal abuse, the gateway drug.

Feeling oppressed?

And 9 out of 10 doctors preferred Lucky Strikes.

RIP Jughead Jones In Tragic Choking Incident

Chuck Berry would film it while he was taking a whizz.

The most unnecessary of attendants.

How so?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, Sir!

We can all take a small amount of solace in the undeniable fact that one day Donald Trump, too, will die.

Condolences.

You have no idea.

Our basement reno is finally finished.

You mean The Annual Turkey Holocaust?

Sorry, he meant "that little thing".

*Gian Ghomeshi glares at Big Ears Teddy*.

Hey, these groves have 11 fingers!