He's the alt-rock Dr. Nick.

You've had a good run, 'Mage.

People usually cry after I take them.

Someone's gettin' jerseyed, eh?

Gives new meaning to "You do dat, you go to da box,you know,uh,two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free.”

Thanks for the (usually) intelligent, funny people here on The AV Club. Blow a bowl, eat some turkey, watch some football, have a nap.

We've been grazing on this type of story for years now.

The Juggalos certainly had her in their sights for a bit there.

*Dweezil Zappa squints*

I don't think that he's who Lynyrd Skynyrd was singing about.

The scratch n' sniff coffee table book is…unsettling.

It has the Innsmouth Look.

She's ALL of "those".

Where's Orangey McHairhat? Don't you have a banquet hall putsch to stage, or something?

Done.

No, I think the the Mexicans are into it. What does "Chingala tu madre" mean, again?

Funny like living in the Dust Bowl was funny. You can look up a lot of funny pictures of the funny times folks had back then.

Sick burn, Bra-kleberry!

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you? Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

It's a perfectly cromulent portmanteau.