They often call me Speedo but my real name's Mr. Earl.

There's an app for Steve.

g (o) (o) p

You know who knew that?

OBUMMER!

Hard not to look creepy in that situation, big dude looks actively annoyed.

"Few would relish the itenerant lifestyle of a beachcomber such as Gaugin."

It's called ACTING!

Would you say that to Gian Ghomeshi?

It's no Darling Nikki, I'll tell you whut.

In Pixar-land, car drives YOU!

You should just find a better food court.

Libtard!

Weimaraner in the world would he do that?

Only in Quebec.

Ketchup was declared a vegetable during the Reagan administration.

We'll leave that to the entire population of Chicago.

They're making me hungry.

Oh, him.

Who?