Ben Affleck FTW!

The Indians just signed LeBron, there's hope!

Nothing, you can go back to your video games and fapping.

Wouldn't take much, they're practically dead already.

CUBS WIN!

In Toronto you just use the app, no machine.

…With Tommy Lee, he could give you a play by play.

Getting shot in the balls with with a crossbow is preferable to being forced to spend any time at all with Ted Nugent.

Isn't there a famous pornographic video of Pamela eating meat, although there was no fur involved as far as I could see.

I call that "Tuesday".

No The Good Thief, either.

McCLOUD!

Yeah? Well, the Pharrell model can't skate.

Also North Dallas Forty.

The Good Thief is a great, underrated Nolte film.

I dig em' the most!

Never Reach Back

Mongo.

Oh don't worry, Berry is his own special brand of vile.

How about Big Papi scenarios?