…on acid.

It's my new jam when I'm making my entrance to start my shift at Golden Corral.

Neither can she.

When he has a shower he looks like a DQ chocolate-dipped cone that's been left out in the sun.

One getting baked, one eating baking.

I like the way his voice sounds like a controlled burp.

And ze Franch, zat Jerry Lewis hoh hoh hoh!

Somebody HAD to say it.

Fleek!

American Idiot

Well, the AV Club is a pop culture site. I've always taken "newswire" to mean pop culture news and that's generally what it is. Occasionally a story is so big or impactful that it becomes crossover news, if you will, by its sheer cultural ubiquity (the O.J. Simpson trial would be a case in point). I believe that…

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Already?

He's slated to be veep on the Camacho ticket.

…already.

…there's one of Geezer's dookies on the bed!

Stereotypes are a real time-saver!

*cue background jazz*

I just wander off when those skin-jobs are in mid-bloviation. Life's too short.