And yet, here you are.

!Ay! No es mi gusta!

Yup, there are some fascinating motherfuckers out there.

Dude can eat corn through a picket-fence with those things.

Yeah ok, so enough with the festoonments, already.

Depp should be restrained from hanging shit all over himself.

Maybe he just hated everything else more.

WRONG!

Mostly at your parents house.

I'd butter her English muffin!

Topical!

Borat would never use a word like "tenure".

She finds it quite fleek.

Andrew W.K. nods sagely.

As was the custom at the time.

I watched it baked!

*Michael Richards turns on his phone*

I think Melania Trump has some great ideas.

Great!

I like to think the wine bottle was half full.