…and then The Fat Lady REALLY does sing, Man!

Don't believe everything you Reed.

We think Brie Larson is cool and you should too.

I like soup.

It's show-biz, folks!

Don't you have pigs to milk or something?

^^^this guy gets it^^^

In a different vein, see also: Howard Stern, Don Imus

Bullshit! I'm mixing up a batch of home-made fireworks right no

I call that "Tuesday".

From The Carpenters to The Gathering of the Juggalos, Rabin contains multitudes.

Took me till almost 3:30 to get my whimsy on, but I'm whimsical as fuck right now.

This here is a classic example of when it can be two things.

And then kids will be able to enjoy their lawns with impunity.

My hatred for nazis isn't nearly that specific.

Stop going to McDonalds.

Even the good stuff that happens these days is kind of shitty…still and all, fuck this guy.

THWACK! UHHHHHHHH THWACK! UHHHHHHHH THWACK! UHHHHHHHH THWACK! UHHHHHHHH THWACK! UHHHHHHHH THWACK! UHHHHHHHH THWACK! UHHHHHHHH THWACK! UHHHHHHHH THWACK! UHHHHHHHH THWACK! UHHHHHHHH THWACK! UHHHHHHHH THWACK! UHHHHHHHH THWACK! UHHHHHHHH THWACK! UHHHHHHHH THWACK! UHHHHHHHH THWACK! UHHHHHHHH THWACK! UHHHHHHHH THWACK!…

Bob Dylan walks out.

Burn, baby, burn.