Lips, ears and assholes, as American as hot-dogs…wait…

Too bad he couldn't MacGuyver a decent script.

Sadly, this will very likely be true.

The reality of this convention will be a fantasy beyond our wildest dreams.

Area Man, Like Honey Badger, Don't Give A Fuck

This Orange Man Doesn't Care About Black People Either

Dude, a little manscaping, maybe?

Yes, and a cunning linguist.

Sampling.

Your Mind is a Gravy-Boat

You're Fucked And I'll Tell You Why

Steempy, you edeeit!

Labyrinthine, actually.

Too late.

BENGHAZI!

BONG!

I think they should stay where they are.

BRILLIANT!

Go buy yourself a Star War.

In his brown period.