Isn't his use of light amazing?

When Abe wore his Daisy Dukes, his parts were far from private.

Shes's a chazzwozzer, she is.

Smells…effulgent.

Now with removable "splash-guard"!

Grinch-Heart Eyeball Syndrome, fairly common.

Is the airing of grievances before or after the feats of strength?

Yup, that one was excellent as well.

Loved this cover since I first heard it, Hendrix is the bones of this version but The Cure are the meat. I always thought it was by far the best thing on this album.

Have you ever seen the RAINN?

Progress!

That didn't work out so well for Ted Danson.

…playing Truth or Dare.

Days on the personality grater.

Or all up in your grill?

Edgy!

Got a condo made a' stone a'.

I wish she had remained Anonymous.

Then there's always the botched soup order joke:

Crispy!