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Victor Mature
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He's no Burl.

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The AV Club

Yes, the tension and menace in the scene are off the chart.

Alright, Mrs.D'Angelo, we know you're proud of your boy.

What the fuck do you mean you left Gonzo alone with the chickens???

That's 56 gram virgin-vinyl hipster, to you!

What ever happened to just saying "Fuck it"?

Keep fucking that chicken!

They're conspiring to form a duo.

Hey, this teen spirit tastes like ass.

It's not that we don't care ABOUT it.

Casino Rama.

Im so old that…

Watch some Andy Williams re-runs.

Your call, GH.

This is the appropriate response.

Slap one up beside every Tim's, you'll kick-arse!

No.

Just throw em' in there with the chicken…heyyyy, this isn't bad!