Also a deep-fried Twinkie in your state might help you understand the phrase "like shit through a goose".

I dislike being drunk but enjoy drinking socially, I'll have 2 or three pints at my local a couple of nights a week. On Saturdays I'll usually go out in the afternoon with friends and catch a local band and have three or four pints, I'm mainly a craft pilsner/lager drinker and I tend to drink quite slowly.

This would be a great time for you to go vegan.

I like that you say "probably".

Look at Judge Judy over here!

Ah, Salud.

I'm already a fat tub of goo, when you throw the deep-fried Twinkie at me, aim for the middle.

Fucking insipid, puerile pap.

Sounds like feckin' Kon-ye needs a swift kick in the bellend.

Gram Parsons Still Turnin' Blue inaction figure also available.

I'm holding out for Paul McCartney's Special Edition For the Benefit of Mr. Kite Chronic.

Have a gristle-ly, veiny Christmas, everybody!

So you're saying he was a Bad Santa?

I believe the popular nomenclature is "You cray".

"Intermittent Explosive Disorder"

O.J. Simpson, that's who!

Shut UP, Leslie!

Fucking chazzwozzer.

He was straight, not like Hippie Johnny.

Ah, Salud.