Little know fact, but it was, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

Joey Butafuco!

So did your Dad.

GENIUS!

CHEETAH NEEDS BRACES!

You would have found that out in chapter 11.

Ah, we've located the Townshend account.

Say wot?

Next up suitable cards for Father's Day, brought to you by Hallmark.

That's Good.

The lumpen proletariat.

Peyton's forehead goes to eleven.

I hear he deviously "finger-tapped" your Mom.

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…International Speedway.

If you're not then you aren't paying attention.

Peter Toque would be a good CANADIAN porn star name.

14th igloo on the left, just up from the hockey rink, two snowdrifts past the Tim's, Toronto, Ontario, Canada

What he actually said was: : "I swear by my black hole that farting backwards is impossible."

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