Paul F. Tompkins punched my grandmother in the throat.

I do have to admit that even though he's been not-fat longer than he was ever fat, it still weirds me out to see him doing standup or appearing in something as a non-fat individual. Sort of like Jonah Hill.

Yeah, it's not like it makes the special impossible to enjoy, but it is a little awkward. Almost as bad as watching Mr. Show with actual commercials.

Cake boss.

I think what disappointed me about Impersonal is what works so well here (and at times on Freak Wharf): he's an alright comedian when working within bits, but one of the best out there when just working in a stream of consciousness mode. Not that I want him to go full-on Birbiglia and start telling sort of sappy…

I had a thing for Joely Fisher, so I watched that, too. Surprised I didn't know that.

I was.

So, because a guy has one good idea, that's a get-out-of-jail-free card for every awful business decision he made after that? We're not calling for his ousting after Netflix started up; we're calling for it after a year of bad decisions and apocalyptic PR, during which he made more money than he ever had before. Even…

Yeah, its our lack of knowledge that caused the stock to plummet.

…what the hell is going on?

…yeah, guy who thinks it works that way=guy who forgot it isn't 1987 anymore.

Yes, if only it worked that way.

Well, I like him.

To be fair, this is a trend in all of capitalism in 2012.

"I got your ship out of the bottle."
"You're not supposed to take them out."
"…here you go."

"We hate government, 'cept when we don't."

Sounds like you need fewer smug atheist friends.

Straight fucking face, too.
I don't know what pisses me off more about these people: the hypocrisy or the complete lack of self-awareness where they don't understand why anyone thinking a woman shouldn't be allowed to say what a man can do with his body is hypocritical.

They needed a thing to fight about so they could get good again. They've been sort of tired the last few weeks.

So, anyone elected to office, you mean?