Um, what did Jon Stewart say that was stupid?

Friendly's is too gross to joke about.

I did too (even though I already saw the segment).

I had to stop watching it at night before I went to bed. Got me too riled up.

So you're cool with fundamentalist Muslims, right?

Satire is when you're calling out someone for saying something but didn't do any research to discover that someone you have to agree with in order to make 6 digit speaking fees said the same thing, so what the latter said was "satire," not offensive.

1) In all fairness, it was pretty offensive.
2) Nah, not really. Grow a pair, you whiny Christian twats.
3) Speaking of whiny Christian twats, they're all better than subhuman cuntrag Bill fucking Donahue. Put him and Rick Santorum on an island, nuke said island, and America would be immediately fine.

Damn floor was covered in ranch dressing.

Everyone outside the Northeast hates any team from New York that's not the Yankees and… well, any team from Boston.

"Sir, I assure you this Black Angus doesn't know any more than any other Black Angus."

Ah, touche.

The last thing we need is another post-screamo band.

CBS bombing= thrice the audience for the record Mad Men premiere.

*punches Claire's employee in face*

They'll let you down in like a game or two.

"Seriously, gays aren't pedophiles!

Hey, remember when the Twins were really good? Nothing gold can stay… and by that I mean the gold plate that's keeping Joe Mauer's leg together.

K. Throlls, clearly you've never scrolled down beneath a Yahoo! News story.

THEY PUT SAL-MON IN THE FISH TACOS, HANK!

Yeah, that was a weird bit of almost-certainly unintentional synergy this week.