You know, I loathed Rubicon, but man, meandering and boring sure trumps violently and aggressively terrible.

Cable shows tend to air all the episodes they ordered, so if (and when… please Lord, when!) they cancel it, it'll be after a season of apocalyptically horrible numbers. Which is what it completely deserves.

"We are fully aware of how awful this is. Watch it anyway."

Yeah, I watched a minute or two during Bob's Burgers commercial breaks, and man… what do people see in it?

Not nearly enough people moving boxes off of trucks in this show.

I'm a gorgeous 22-year-old Asian woman who's bored, looking for love, and wants to hear your opinions on Skyrim.

I love that song. Reminds me of elephants.

Yeah, I caught bits and pieces of it, and even though I was rooting for UConn, that was great.

Ah dammit.

It's really sad. Throw some great cinematography and adequate acting on TV, and 4 out of 5 critics will drool over it, despite its, you know, content.

Man, that movie is so fucking great. Makes me hate this show all the more.

Yeah, aren't Mad Men and Breaking Bad going to wrap up around the same time?

"Hell, even technical aspects like the cinematography and score are very well done, making the show a pleasure to watch, so long as you don’t think too hard about it."

But how does he compare to Fat Burt Reynolds?

It's only getting worse from here, bucko.

He was fine.

Tell your mom her cookies suck.

Yes, but what man can tame her???

Seasons 9 and 10 coast, but coasting Simpsons is still great Simpsons.

I don't recommend you go, either.