WE LIKE ROY!
WE LIKE ROY!

We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!

"FINALLY THEYRE STARTING TO GET AROUND TO PUTTING OUT SOME REAL CLASSICS!"

…why would they order 22 episodes of that?!

I just googled it, and one of the options that came up after "kristen bell house of lies" was "feet."

Todd VanDerWerff is all over Fred Armisen's sloppy seconds.

Man, so many phenomenal episodes in this season…

Yeah, The Walking Dead is what it is, and we can go from there. The Killing seems to think it's ten times the show it actually is and Veena (or Veera or what fucking ever) Sud lacks the self-awareness to realize that her show is amazingly sloppily constructed and just blames any of the completely just criticism of it…

I've said this many times before, but I mean it now: I'll probably just read his reviews religiously without even watching the show. The one good thing about sitting through an entire season of this fucking abomination is that I can follow the snark and have a vague idea what they're talking about.

My money's on the white guy the blonde lady who smiles relentlessly.

1) I like how none of us know who Skylar Diggins is despite the fact that she plays better under pressure than one Lebron James.

Likeacorpse has yet to respond, seeing as he's been on the kitchen floor batting around that ball of tin foil for nigh on 19 hours now.

Well, I kind of like Bill Maher.

Add 3,800 more slightly different comments and you have the Yahoo! version of this story.

Isn't that what happened to Billy Beane? Is Keith Olbermann going to win this using math and a sedated Jonah Hill?

Have them host a show together, call it Goin' Deep with Spitzer and Client #9.

Not TV. Anywhere that is not TV.

"HAVE YOU NO DECENCY, GALLAGHER?"

Weather Channel.

"No, we can fire you. We just did."
"THURBER!"