A failed Fourthsies.

If I MEANT "nip slip" I'd have SAID "nip slip!"

Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Cristal

Hey, come on! He acts with a hat in this one!

I won't let you go away upset:

Counterpoint:

We make our own! BOOSH!

And, since thinking about her has put me in such a good mood, here's a picture of Meg nipping out while drumming:

I Beg to differ. Referencing Meg White's goddess rack is a life well spent, @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus .

You'll love it @avclub-1eb590c1259ff05809830227e2b7e782:disqus ; I promise. Dial the smokiness of Laphroaig up by a good 50%. Sip it even slower.

P.S. - Please also stop making Pirates of the Carribbean movies.

And Iggy Pop, you philistine!

I would not be distracted by that. I daresay I'd be enthralled.

Hey, I only misspelled "Bilyl" once, smart guy!

Can we have that awesome-sounding movie instead, please?

Ugh. And the dreaded sentence beginning, "According to producer Jerry Bruckheimer…"

Ahh, so they finally cast the part of the crow hat.

Oh, no! I came to the scotch thread too late! Can we talk about Ardbeg, too, as long as we're talking Islays, @avclub-1eb590c1259ff05809830227e2b7e782:disqus and @avclub-b6e5391be8277308d0801a0be95ac706:disqus? 

Sir, The AV Club has entered Beige Alert.

@avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus , I'm not exactly sure. They are actually friends outside their respective shows, though. But I wouldn't be surprised if they engaged in a little grudge-fuck roleplaying.