If s/he takes offense, I will gladly utter all the apologies my Canadian mind can manage before shutting down due to exhaustion.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the similarities to the Canadian film Bon Cop, Bad Cop. Oh wait, answered my own question. CANADIAN film. 

I so don't understand this year's nominees. Some are absolutely deserved and others are straight out of left field. Color me flabbergasted.