*hides out under Todd's desk, waits to go through his contact info*

He wasn't properly breast fed.

Not my first choice, but, eh. Why not?

Women's studies. Please. She'll never know women until she's locked them in her basement and made lamps out of their breasts.

What's up with Lana, you guys? Why's she being such a lying liar? Sheesh. I mean "Maniac"? Really? How gauche.

Thanks! I try…tried.

I meant Texas.

What did I do??

I think you made a wrong turn.

Baby needs colostrum.

Wrong! That's my apron!

Wrong! That's my apron!

Ernest Borgnine taught me the secret to living forever. His only mistake was stopping.

Ernest Borgnine taught me the secret to living forever. His only mistake was stopping.

I'm here to help…

I'm here to help…

He borrowed it from me.

He borrowed it from me.

*sips from 'Best Dad In The World' mug*

*sips from 'Best Dad In The World' mug*