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Hosers, the lot of them.

Holy crap!
Finally, I'm fashionable! Clippers set to number 3 please!

She's a serene, blissed out hippie! He's an achingly trendy Brooklyn douchebag! They Fight Crime!

I think someone said a few weeks ago that they're trying to bring the games reviews in line with the other reviews on the site.

Sheer elegance in its simplicity.

"… a graduate student helping her with research …"
And I was suddenly reminded of Kramerica Industries.

Judge Judy: Everybody Rise.

Dead Poets Society: Everybody's Wise.

New, less-used penis euphemisms
How about "the first thing yo mama sees every morning"?

Hang on…
Am I the only person who saw the headline for this article and thought "Bob Dylan and David Bowie together? Awesome!"?

@Elitist Trash: I thought the line was "I'm sure we all miss our souls".

Are you saying that the ideal human is not James T. Kirk?

Mr T.
"Keep left. THEN! Keep left."

Why, Seth Green, why?
Surely you don't need money that badly?

HawtHOrne is about a nurse who is kinda slutty.

Yay.
I think they've got a best-of album out soon as well. Might pick that up.

Do they smoke grass out in space, Bowie, or do they smoke astroturf?

Yes, but in two weeks, it'll fall off the front page and no bugger'll read it ever again. I'm just glad I didn't go with "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a vineyard must be in want of a corkscrew."

And fail. My apologies, mod who'll delete these messages.