Sod it
I'm thirsty for firsties!

"Looks like these metal fans… (shades) had their heads banged.

Or just "The RetCon".

Jeebus H Cripes
That song was bad. Very, very bad.

Reawakened Trivia Romper.

Oh, Iran.
What Earth concept have you misunderstood this week?

Oh effing hell, and it is. She's presented pretty much every single show in Britain. Another reality-show survivor. On behalf of the nation, I apologise.

Hmmmmm.
This Myleene you keep mentioning, It's not Myleene Klass, is it?

What happened to Snakes and Ladders? Why have they phased out the inherent reptilian nature of board games?

Is it not set in Wales? Aww. As an aside, why there should be a zombie film set in Wales:

Wait a minute, that should say.

Second rule of Pontypool:

Wat a minute
Have you guys not been covering new Adult Swim stuff? How am I supposed to know that there's new funny for, err, my "corrupt uncle" to BitTorrent?

What???
The man puts "dozes of readers" up in the article and no-one's quoted Arrested Development yet?

You know, they could always just hug those guys instead.

Can't think of a decent subject
Heh. Fifteen years ago, there were these small boxes of sweets in some local shops to raise money for some cause or other, and at the bottom of each box was the slogan "Make your child a hug addict!"

Oh dear sweet zombie Jesus. They actually call it "slanguage"? Excuse me a moment.

"Go West" by the Pet Shop Boys?

New music predictions
Rockstar usually put some awesome songs into their games. Anyone got any ideas for this one?

Hmm.