Clam, I hope you are making a poor attempt at sarcasm. If so, you shouldn't try sarcasm anymore. SABBATH!

May I suggest Billy Corgan?
He already has the outfits and looks kind of undead.

Bring back Manimal! And Airwolf, too. Some 80's shows didn't suck too badly.

A female cousin of mine followed a Bush tour one summer. I felt sad for her.

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Oh, you mean this guy: http://www.thesmokinggun.co…
Yeah, he's a fucking genius! At beating the shit out of chicks and smoking fuck-tons of weed. I'd totally listen to his advice on anything involving money.

I loved DA:O but when I bought this one I was appalled. It was clearly rushed and they took out the advanced combat, the AI interactions, and the ability to arm the characters as you see fit. I ended up letting my GF play it because it pissed me off so much. Weak, EA/Bioware. Weak.

I find that insulting. I am only 1/2 retard. By the way, would you like something enchanted, asshole?

I'll see this only if there is an all-dwarf cast.

Who doesn't like naked Asian guys jumping out of car trunks? Anyone? Anyone?

Something else about Doherty: I remember seeing her in Playboy back in the day and noticing that not only are her eyes a little off, but her nips/breasts look cockeyed, too. Somethin's just not right with that girl, I tells ya. Of course, I shouldn't talk. I have a scrotum that hangs down to my knees.

3-D?
Is this in 3-D?
How cool would that be?
The only movies that I wish to see.
Are the ones they produce in shitty 3-D.

Monica will be hot for a long time. Italian hotties age well. Brotherhood of the Wolf is a bitchin' movie, btw.

Enchantment?
Enchantment?