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Sadly the creepy kid is pretty much the only reason to see what is otherwise a bunch of rampagingly stupid 70s Italians-as-English try and fail to not get killed by D-level shamblers.

Sadly the creepy kid is pretty much the only reason to see what is otherwise a bunch of rampagingly stupid 70s Italians-as-English try and fail to not get killed by D-level shamblers.

Yeah, this sounds like Gentlemen's F, seriously. So… where's the part that raises it up two full grades? Clever tertiary characters? Reads fast? Funny parts that are outside the main narrative? The Terrible Secret of Space?

Yeah, this sounds like Gentlemen's F, seriously. So… where's the part that raises it up two full grades? Clever tertiary characters? Reads fast? Funny parts that are outside the main narrative? The Terrible Secret of Space?

Hope it's Badger. Or even better, DJ Qualls!

Hope it's Badger. Or even better, DJ Qualls!

I've seen the duck avatar, and damn it - you just don't look like a duck. I've known ducks; ducks have been friends of mine. And you, Mr Van Der Werff, are no duck. I hope that isn't too harsh, but it's out there now.

I've seen the duck avatar, and damn it - you just don't look like a duck. I've known ducks; ducks have been friends of mine. And you, Mr Van Der Werff, are no duck. I hope that isn't too harsh, but it's out there now.

I  do find it funny how much the reviewer just hates the old-time episodes me and my friends preferred; I fully expect him to start to fall in love with the show at pretty much the same point in the series that I fell away from it. I loved the don't-give-a-shit stuff, the nonsequitors and absurdity, the almost…

I  do find it funny how much the reviewer just hates the old-time episodes me and my friends preferred; I fully expect him to start to fall in love with the show at pretty much the same point in the series that I fell away from it. I loved the don't-give-a-shit stuff, the nonsequitors and absurdity, the almost…

Having seen it, there really wasn't that much Batman in it. Heck, at times in TDK he seemed like a supporting player, and Begins had so much pre-Batman that it was really about his alter-ego. Did they even need these to have a Batman in them at all? I mean, sure, they had to to sell a brazillion tickets, of course,…

Having seen it, there really wasn't that much Batman in it. Heck, at times in TDK he seemed like a supporting player, and Begins had so much pre-Batman that it was really about his alter-ego. Did they even need these to have a Batman in them at all? I mean, sure, they had to to sell a brazillion tickets, of course,…

I was there and you could see people leaving as quickly as new people arrived; it was like watching a human river. I had a co-worker who claimed it was all because someone had stolen some of their favorite guitars and so the "no songs" stuff was just petulance, but he never showed me anything to support that (and he…

I was there and you could see people leaving as quickly as new people arrived; it was like watching a human river. I had a co-worker who claimed it was all because someone had stolen some of their favorite guitars and so the "no songs" stuff was just petulance, but he never showed me anything to support that (and he…

I remember watching two South Park episodes in what I remember as being in succession (though there was likely a break there) where I realized I never wanted to see another again. I saw the movie in the theater three times; owned the first series of DVDs, etc. But Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 and then whatever the…

I remember watching two South Park episodes in what I remember as being in succession (though there was likely a break there) where I realized I never wanted to see another again. I saw the movie in the theater three times; owned the first series of DVDs, etc. But Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 and then whatever the…

This sounds like a WTF kind of show you might see on one of those channels that used to be a serious basic cable network, but to pay money in a theater to see? Wouldn't the only moral answer be suicide?

This sounds like a WTF kind of show you might see on one of those channels that used to be a serious basic cable network, but to pay money in a theater to see? Wouldn't the only moral answer be suicide?

I remember watching a terrible, terrible VHS transfer of this and it was still pretty great. Glad that I might now have a chance to actually watch it.