How could such a bullet-proof high-concept film fails to deliver the goods? It's like Snakes On a Plane all over again!

Sounds whatever. I mean, I totally get the the that a kid wants an undefined (and more or less impossible) freedom-based adulthood that they haven't actually entered yet (being rich and/or noble never hurts, too), and the basic teen-rebellion idea is something most people can understand. But to make that sympathetic…

Sounds whatever. I mean, I totally get the the that a kid wants an undefined (and more or less impossible) freedom-based adulthood that they haven't actually entered yet (being rich and/or noble never hurts, too), and the basic teen-rebellion idea is something most people can understand. But to make that sympathetic…

Will you two stop saying bear so much?

Will you two stop saying bear so much?

It's not about what you know, but what you believe your idiotic audience doesn't know. It pretty much works for anything technical and/or specific to a location you feel confident no one watching has ever been to.

It's not about what you know, but what you believe your idiotic audience doesn't know. It pretty much works for anything technical and/or specific to a location you feel confident no one watching has ever been to.

The law of economy of characters. If someone has nothing to do, but keeps showing up, they're either the killer, a red herring (not usually as much of a problem as it is in this show) or a last-minute victim as the bad writer confuses familiarity with sympathy and thinks it'll be a final nasty sting. But they're…

The law of economy of characters. If someone has nothing to do, but keeps showing up, they're either the killer, a red herring (not usually as much of a problem as it is in this show) or a last-minute victim as the bad writer confuses familiarity with sympathy and thinks it'll be a final nasty sting. But they're…

Two in one day, plus a D+ (which is arguably as bad, as it means there might be an edible peanut in the turd).

Two in one day, plus a D+ (which is arguably as bad, as it means there might be an edible peanut in the turd).

Are you implying that watching Walking Dead just to bitch about it is in any way wrong? Surely you can't be serious.

Are you implying that watching Walking Dead just to bitch about it is in any way wrong? Surely you can't be serious.

Well, sometimes your navel-gazing comments don't just write themselves, so you kinda have to scan the article for something to yell about.

Well, sometimes your navel-gazing comments don't just write themselves, so you kinda have to scan the article for something to yell about.

I don't have HBO - I will never watch this show. But the defensiveness that it brings out in so many critics is endlessly entertaining. Maybe it's awesome. Maybe it's just pandering critic-bait. Eh, who cares - it's like two shows in one! Score!

I don't have HBO - I will never watch this show. But the defensiveness that it brings out in so many critics is endlessly entertaining. Maybe it's awesome. Maybe it's just pandering critic-bait. Eh, who cares - it's like two shows in one! Score!

Hi, yeah, we're the cast of Terriers and was wondering if you still have that futon for sale and… what… what did they name your show? No, seriously. Seriously? Fuck, babe, that's a damn shame and we all feel for ya.

Hi, yeah, we're the cast of Terriers and was wondering if you still have that futon for sale and… what… what did they name your show? No, seriously. Seriously? Fuck, babe, that's a damn shame and we all feel for ya.

As  along-term Seattle resident, I can assure you, real estate deals are all we talk about! Well, that and coffee and 20-year-old grunge references and how awful it is to see the ex-Sonics in the NBA finals, but mostly it's just real estate.