Yeah, came for the hat, left saddened. That hat was like a hat to me!

Carp; if she has minorities and shit on the show, how else can we avoid talking about how uncomfortable we are with avoiding admitting how much her lack of model-looks is a put-off, and yes, we're all a bunch of shallow post-hipster dipshits? Is that the kind of America we want to live in? No sir, it is not!

Carp; if she has minorities and shit on the show, how else can we avoid talking about how uncomfortable we are with avoiding admitting how much her lack of model-looks is a put-off, and yes, we're all a bunch of shallow post-hipster dipshits? Is that the kind of America we want to live in? No sir, it is not!

Yeah, the only thing about this that even vaguely interests me is how they justify an active-duty battleship existing today. I mean, it can't be any stupider than the reasons for Space Battleship Yamato (even if that was kind of awesome in its silliness), but like most WW2-era-and-even-then-the-idea-was-dying-off…

If she lets on that there's a poisoner about, the locals will all panic and the town will be ruined - best keep people in the dark so the third-act bloodbath will be more exciting because of all the naive victims (and possibly then she can sacrifice herself to save a few and it'll all be OK because we've learned a…

I'm still freaking out that "China" is somehow a man's name - all this time, thought it was a chick! &&&&!!!

One page, woo-hoo!

It all looks so terrible, i don't which to not watch first.

Actually my target was the advertisers trying to move product through TV but insisting only on caring about eyeballs that increasingly don't watch TV because they're rare instead of finding different vectors for those consumers and focusing on appealing to the actual TV markets, who yes, do buy shit). I fully get that…

I know that's the company line, but it's also coming from 40-year-old vice presidents who are way more concerned with their fading youth than the old people that actually watch TV. The assumption that old people will watch anything and have no show loyalty is pretty hard to swallow without evidence, and the chasing of…

How is it that Michael Cera isn't on the phone 24/7, begging for this? How is that not happening?

I knew a ftm when she was still a very unpleasant, not-the-cool-kind-of-nerd girl, only to wind up working together a few years later when he was a he, with civil-war-esque sideburns and no personality improvement. Sadly, and somewhat guiltily, I found the personality defects were easier to take from a man, even…

I dunno; her hair always bugs me. The ironed-straight, bangs-heavy crap has got to fucking stop. A FOREHEAD IS NOT A FUCKING CRIME!

As a kid I hated his parts, as it seemed like the author was just throwing in random bits of crap regardless or whether it fit, and thus made the whole less… real… somehow. It's like when they break the fourth wall (the end of Blazing Saddles upset me greatly as well, though I was pretty young, for the same reason).…

How
_could_ you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those
sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws. Why do
you think I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies? For fun? Well,
I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound
effects. Where was…

So, in other words, they're white people.

During one of the Twilight Zone redos in the 80s, they had a version of this (I remember for some reason that it starred Peter Coyote), and the way they presented it he never wakes up. He's just stuck in the same loop, over and over, so when the story "ends", we're right back in the beginning, exasperated guy…

Since they clearly aren't going to show any actual porn, how will people truly understand what to be afraid of? Porn, like getting blind drunk and waking up naked and bruised in your sexy cousin's downstairs bathroom, must be experienced to be understood.

Ah, the big, dramatic, emotional speech - do those ever work in real life? In my experience, it's usually just a rehash of arguments everyone in the room has heard and rejected many times before, only now with more self-righteous, whining fury. It works in literature, I guess, but like the nerd fantasy or talking a…

He also says that Ichi is the movie you should see as an introduction to his work, for what it's worth.