Kids might see this one. The kids must be protected!

Yeah, but it's PG-13, so it's just some knowing glances and sappy poetry readings, 'cause you know… the MPAA and the gays.

People don't want to see versions of themselves on TV. Maybe entitled, over-the-top versions, but reality TV is full of pretty people, rich people, insane people and other insta-stars. These fictional universes always make the mistake of putting zero-personality Joe Blows in the fights, assuming that it's the fights…

Never pick a movie you'd actually want to see in one of those, as your own hipster-blinders will make you forget how incredibly stupid most theater-goers (i.e., teenagers) are. Batman is still a good choice, though, since for some reason hipsters, jocks, nerds and mouthbreathers all like Batman. Maybe some girls, too.

I also got that it was perfectly OK to hunt people down and kill them for tickets, so long as you didn't snitch when you got caught.

"When white people die, everybody cry." I.e., white people are the new monkeys.

Those who can act, act. Those who can't direct. Those who can't direct produce, and if you produce a big enough movie, you can still be a star, of sorts. Who goes to Hollywood to churn out functional, economical $35MM movies? Nobody. Studio heads get obscene salaries no matter what happens, and anyone who has ever…

John Carter is history's greatest monster!

It always seemed clear to me the kid was lying - that he'd learned enough about life during the movie to know that what people want to be the truth will always be more satisfying to them than what it actually is; if he'd told the truth, it would simply be a question of finding a way to prove him "wrong".

Six seasons of Lost mocks your pathetic wish for people to honestly answer questions they have no reason to lie about.

And again, for books that long, if that's truly the lasting image you take from the books, I'd submit they aren't the party that owns the problem.

Plus it wasn't a very good movie. Dying for, I dunno, Godfather Pt 2 would be something, but for a mediocre attempt to revive a dead-for-a-reason genre? That's just humiliating.

The internet butthurt over PETA is endlessly fascinating to me - you'd think they were worse than Nazis, terrorists and DRM combined. Maybe because it's because I don't give a shit about animals so have no dog in the fight, as it were, but for a bunch of publicity-hounding, trolling dipshits, they sure know how to…

As someone who came to RPGs late, I'm in the weird place of liking western RPGs way more than the cutscene-and-rail JRPG, but what I see as relics (micromanaging party members and gear, attrition-based combat, being able to control more than one person in combat, slow tactical fights, leveling up,…

I'd think that would be a nice option though; you're in danger but so are they. Faster, and yeah, less forgiving, but would play like, well, actual combat and not death-by-spreadsheet.

I know it's future-y and stuff, but the way it takes 10 bullets (or more) to take down pretty much every target is annoying me. I know that comical attrition-combat is as RPG as constantly micromanging inventory and obvious bad guys you're nonetheless unable to act against until the BIG SPEECH reveal, but wasn't this…

Uh, I think bringing even basic physiology into this is wasted effort. There's absolutely no way zombies could work like they do (that is, at all) in this show, but that's the big caveat we just all agree not to think about. Since it's only that one (well, that's what they're trying anyway), it doesn't seem to…

The first part of this review seemed like a desperate plea for "Please, please make the Governor storyline we all know is coming half as awesome a the comics fans think it could be (for some reason - I've read summaries and he sounds cheesy)." I get that a good, organic, makes-sense-in-context bad guy can be a great…

My fear is that since this is comic-based, the writers will hear about the T-Dog Experience and how people mock him for being not-there, and then kill him as a kind of petty payback, a la bringing Bucky and Jason Todd back from the dead (since they got tired of everyone using them as "only stay dead" examples -…

Boyd Crowder's hair?