We project the imaginary angels of our better natures on dogs, and when dogs are hurt, our ideals are as well. In real life, many dogs are total assholes and have it coming.

No, for various and stupid reasons, in our society, violence against dogs is sort of at the level of violence against infants, or perhaps sexual abuse for pre-adolescents in terms of stuff people react to on film. It's not universal (the two Insomnia versions depart in how willing they are to make the main character…

So there's a show with John Lennon and Michael Richard's son?

Judging from what happens in DS9, at least we can be glad that the Cardassians and/or Jem'Hadar will eventually get around to exterminating the people in this episode.

Sort of, but you're back to radically different creatures (assuming proto-klingons were poison spider things while humans came from cavemen) - and yet they're 99.9% the same now and can interbreed. The hell? In real life fish can't have babies with antelope (trust me, they want to, bad…), and even extremely close…

Yeah, this was one of those "you science advisors might as well start drinking now, 'cause we're not even going to pretend to listen to you while we bang out this sucker" episodes that pretty much everyone hates.

Date movie!

The same penis comes out each, but slightly different. That's what makes it 3D.

Bah! No one actually likes girls - especially girls - they just like having sex with them (some girls anyway).

Hell, I bailed about halfway through Season 3, once I realized the lazy politics were going to stay up front, and, more importantly, I'd just stopped laughing. I think the only episode I've seen all the way through since was the Warcraft one, which annoyed me as it got so many basic details wrong about the game. Yeah,…

Can't it be a mass murder-suicide?

Were they even youths when they started? Something about New York hipsters, it's like they go straight from 14 to 28, and then kind of look "30ish, maybe" and then pow - AARP. I mean, has any member of this band ever been carded?

People on Amazon give things one star because the UPS guy scared their corgi. 2-star reviews tend to be useful and a clue that you're looking at crap - one star (and to a lesser extent, five star) reviews are usually worthless.

I want my 5000 better movie list!

Is it on netflix streaming? No? Then I'll get to it later, on discs, which is sort of another way of saying never.

Do they really need six guys to fix a dishwasher?

Not sure exactly how PC is a sacred cow, as it seems to exist entirely within whatever floating definition a conservative needs it to at the time. In the old days it just meant "whahh, I want to still use racial slurs and harass women and the disabled" but now it just seems to mean "being mean to someone in a weaker…

You know how I know I'm a terrible person? I remember that scene and remember she had no boobs at all and I was really disappointed and have  held that against her ever since. I doubt I'll go to hell for that, but I'm sure it'll be flagged.

When they were advertising on SNF that this should was going to be on every night for a week, it made me sad. It was like "please watch our little show, we tried so very hard, and we just want you to give it a chance", like it was some orphan with downs who wanted you to see his pet hamster. Damn, I'm starting to tear…

I don't know that I agree it's boring, but just because stuff is happening on screen doesn't make it engaging or appealing. lose those, and "boring" is the usual result. It's like the matrix sequels, where I couldn't wait for the endless fight scenes to be over (only to realize what little else there was). Yes, the…