(the sound of one hand slow clapping)

I had never followed a dying radio station before 101.5, and it was pretty odd. All of the sudden one weekend last month, they were playing nothing but rap, which I figured was just a gimmick for the weekend. then there was a week of talk radio (which should really be renamed "shout" radio). I gave up on it before…

Where did movie tickets cost $10 in 1999?

I remember the story and the movie, but I just never got around to seeing this. I think it was the white-girl cornrows, but I guess it's time to sac up and get over it.

TWFS: did Jerry Stiller stop short on you, too?

He was pretty flat as Cyclops, but I did enjoy him in Sex Drive.

POO, are you lost? Hold my hand and we'll find your mom together, OK? We'll start over here in the GNC store.

Oh, sorry, CEO, upon rereading your post, the term you're actually looking for is Alternate History. See Gateways to Geekery for a rousing discussion of that topic.

JFK convinced me that if even 1% of that movie is true, then Kevin Bacon is gay and Joe Pesci wears a really bad rug.

Everything I know about rap, I learned from Cap'n Krump.

Now if someone could only combine her competence in Alexander and her dancing in Clerks II, I would never have to leave the house again.

So I guess my point is, when talking about Oliver Stone, a beter term to use would be "crackpot conspiracy theory." "Revisionist history" is a completely empty political concept.

History only happened once, but our knowledge/understanding/perspective of it is constantly changing. ALL history has been revised numerous times, based mainly on who's in charge of telling it and which point of view is popular or acceptable at any given moment. Something like the traditional telling of the First…

Don't they already make porn picture books? You know, like Swank, Club, Barely Legal, etc.

Well the Stones must still be at the top of their game, because Rolling Stone gives every one of their new albums 4 stars.

His connection to Titanic, while not guaranteeing the box office success of his other films (the Island), has got to have a residual hold on women of a certain age. What other actor has that? Not to disparage Kate Winslet as an actor (cuz she's one of the best), but seeing her (topless) in one of the biggest movies…

I'm currently working my way through 40 lbs of muesli I picked up at Costco last October.

I haven't seen any of his movies yet, but man, you've sold me!

Maybe if they gave me enough coke, I wouldn't mind the multi-directional spittle shower.

Sure is chatty though. I'd hate to sit between him and Q when they're hanging out.