"A complete . . . ly . . . funny . . . movie (!) . . . Not at . . . all . . . dull . . . I did not . . . hate, hate, hate . . . movie . . . Film . . . good (!)"

Yeah, something about this guy just bothers me. Someone further up described him as "amped up and abrasive", which is true, but he also too often goes for creepily fey. Strike three against The Goods.

You ARE white.

Hear, hear, Gringo. (or is it: here, here?) And it also didn't help that the Germans had no problem cutting through neutral countries like Belgium. Cheaters.

"were" literate. (I can read, I just can't type)

YES!!!!

That's not what I meant, but thanks for calling me a hipster. It's so validating. I'm disappointed I didn't get a "douchebag," though. I'll keep trying.

Back at cha, Doctor. I keep meaning to find a better picture of Frankiln.

These guys totally hate David Bowie, but I think Bowie's cool.

I'm still trying to figure out how to withdraw some of that daylight I've been saving in my daylight savings account. I want to blow it all in Vegas.

"our" revolution, that is.

So I've listened to this twice, and I still can't figure out what Bush is (was) supposed to be right about.

MikeMikeMike: Disecting a joke for the sake of exposing it as factually incorrect is assinine. The point of a joke is not to fit into some external structure of logical consistency. I will not bother to flesh out the why of humor, since you are clearly a lost cause. If this is a socially retarded attempt to…

But can she still spark a teenage riot?

Joan of Arc was cute, which may be why she was in the Go-Go's.

If you're a sloth in her box, try Viagra. But keep in mind, many ladies like it slow and adorable.

The Greedo-Han thing is different. It's revisionist history. Which is a bullcrap concept anyway. All history is revisionist, and repeatedly so. When people bitch about revisionism, they're just bitching about the latest revision. The pharoahs revioned history every time they chiseled out their predecessors' names…

Dammit again! Where's that avatar?

In honor of Jon's awesomeness and his ability to make straight men as gay as . . . (come on, brain, something clever!) . . . (dammit!) . . . anyway, I post one post with my Mad Men avatar.

I'll second the Peggy lust, although those bangs were not flattering. And what about Francine? Anne Dudek is as hot as any of them. OK, except Christina. Eye candy alone makes this the best show on TV, and then they've got all that good writing and shit on top of it.