DEFAULT TEXT: I will join you. Somebody make this happen!

Title: Off Adolf

That is, when Christians aren't drinking the blood of Jesus.

Enkidum - Since Muslims drink the blood of Jewish babies, the only thing Christians can do is drank the blood of Muslim babies. Thus harmony will be restored to the universe.

The union did that a lot though, especially in the early years. Except when they just lost for no good fucking reason. That was a war that really should have been over by Christmas (1861).

Gringo, that sounds awesome.

Yes, Turtledove is oppressively redundant. Because, you know, we're so stupid.

HAHAHAHAHA!

I forgot about TMITHC, even though I read it in the article. Could it be that my mind was blown by it and has not yet recovered? Good stuff.

Was it worth reading? Or is that too much of a detail?

Thanks for reminding me. I knew there was a reason it didn't count as AH.

Believe me - I read WAY too much Turtledove. I have no idea why. I guess I'm a masochist. All the combatants of WWII had to band together to fight the aliens. Then there was Guns of the South, where time travellers suppied the south with AK-47's and the like, which won them the war. That was a one-off novel. …

That was WWII (unless he did Civil War/Aliens later). And it was stupid.

Much bester than the best trailer I've ever seen from last week.

Smack, Ghostbusters is one of my favorite movies, but was Beverly D'Angelo topless in Ghostbusters?

Don't see nuthin on the interstate but interstate.

Right you are, Mr. Beard. It's the realism bothers me. But in a perfect world, I'd be with Janeane Garofalo.

Hey-ooooooooo!

Hader (and Wiig) is (are) the balls. That's an expression people use, right? But I have no idea what the hell was happening in that Yacht Rock bit. Would it help if I knew who Coco was?

Me too, Lovecraft. I thought Smith's started out promising, then completely flagged in the second half. But it wasn't really I Am Legend at all. Price's sounds more legit.