Wow. I bet Bogart and Lorre's corpses are a blast to party with.

Miller FTW.

The It's Always Sunny in Philly gang would land in this catergory. I know she's already with Charlie, but I hope the Waitress comes too.

Incoming message from the Big Giant Head:

But in a good way.

I hate to validate your instantly tired schtick, but I'd prefer chocolate cake.

Oh, you KNOW he and Tabitha have a sex dungeon.

;-P ??????

Good answer. We will also accept: Bill Bryson.

Please say it was Beverly D'Angelo. Or Lauren Bacall. She's old enough not to give a fuck.

But what a way to die of alcohol poisoning!

My mom's cousin worked on his show as an accountant, and she said he hated women. So we'd probably get along just fine.

Tarantino is living a pop-culture geek fantasy, and that alone makes him cool.

The Great Gonzo? I don't get it.

The Clash without Mick was like the Beatles would have been without Paul, or Husker Du without Grant. Bands need that balance. If you don't like the Clash's later output, you can't blame that all on Mick. Blame yourself.

Interesting choice, but way too intense. Great actor who makes great movies, but does he have a sense of humor at all?

As annoying as he is on film, he'd a blast to hang out with, but only for one hour and twelve minutes every couple of years or so.

I don't want to hear anysmack about the Breakfast Club. I taped it off of TV and wore that tape out. I crushed on Ally Sheedy hard. Years later, I saw the theatrical version and slapped my head. "They were high! Of course!" Not that that would have made sense to me pre-college.

On the last day of 8th grade (1987?), they played 2 movies, Top Gun and Back to the Future, in separate rooms. We got to choose one. That was probably pretty pesonality-defining, but I was clueless to that kind of observation. I went with Marty and Doc Brown, but either Ferris or anything with Kurt Russell would be…

Chips, dips, chains, whips.