Nobody here though. Seriously. Except the trolls who hate everything.

And that the Kock only noticed the Basketcase (why can't I remember either of their names? John, Claire, Brian, . . .) after the makeover. Ally Sheedy was much cuter as a quasi-goth with the Cap'n Cruch-Pixie Stix sandwich.

Do you know how I know you're gay?
No.
You gave me a reacharound when I mounted you.
Do you know how I know you're gay?
No.
Your dick tastes like shit.

Most teenagers are boring. They're too busy trying to be cool. I wish I'd realized that idiosyncracy is far superior. In fact, most people are boring, trying to be normal, which I guess is grown-up cool. It doesn't matter how old you are, odds are you're boring.

I guess I almost missed an opportunity to say:

I recall . . . Central Park in fall . . . how you tore your dress . . . what a mess . . . I confess . . .

She's a real trooper.

I meant Jocks, but what's the diff?

More awesomer than real high school. Except it still bothers a little that the Geek didn't hook up at the end of BC. Kocks and Badasses get all the chicks. Brian was supposed to be happy to finally have cooler friends.

I love PT&A, so long as I quit 5 minutes before the end. That shit's saccharine even for Hughes.

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And Bad Santa needs to be moved to the top of that list.

I sit to pee. I never have to cleaned the toilet. NEVER!

What is this gibberish, some kind of Appalachian twin-speak? Do you have vowel tourettes or something? Talk American!

Au contraire. My son is really toiling away in my kitten mine on Krypton.

Yeah, that was good. THC spews great lines like a freshman spews Rolling Rock. More proof that an actor has to be very smart to play dumb convincingly.

Fuck me sideways!

You've all convinced me. Watching the commentary right now. Only 15 minutes in, but enjoying it immensely. Yes I own Sideways. Screw the backlash - it's a very good movie.

PG and Michelle Williams pretty much hooked me into seeing the Hawk, and they kept it interesting through a single viewing, but I doubt that I will ever watch it again.

Oh, and Saving Private Ryan, too. Blew Ted Danson out of the water.